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Toilet Issue

by One Minute Winter

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WHOO HOOO!!!! First track in 2020! Although this track is part of the upcoming album Carnivores, our bass player is sick right now and will be unable to record the bass parts for this song until a while later. We will post you the updated version as soon as she recovers. Sorry for the inconvenience!

This particular song was written in light of an event a few years ago where an esports athlete ended up having to go to the toilet in the middle of a match, and the rest is history. Now he is a legend in the entire esports scene. Cuvee, this one's for you! >3<

lyrics

Vocaloids used: Miku V4 English

[Verse 1]
Best top lane in clashes
Lookin' good in glasses
I'm about to win my first worlds this winter
Crackin' skulls this evening
My own jersey gleaming
I pick my fight but
something ain't right

[Chorus A]
I can't shake the feeling of emergency
I'm just really hoping for some vacancy
Within a fiery match that's completely just lit up
I know I shouldn't do this but I just can't pee in a cup

[Build]
Really gotta raise my hand
Really gotta raise my hand
Really gotta raise my hand
Really gotta raise my hand

What's the matter?
What's the matter?
What's the matter?

[Chorus B]
I got a
TOILET ISSUE
TOILET ISSUE
TOILET ISSUE
TOILET ISSUE

I just really need to take a bathroom break
TOILET ISSUE
I just really need to take a bathroom break
TOILET ISSUE

[Verse 2]
I don't need to teamfight
I can combo outright
Don't you laugh at me
I will make you weep
Crackin' skulls next evening
My own jersey gleaming
I pick my fight but
something ain't right

[Chorus A]
I can't shake the feeling of emergency
I'm just really hoping for some vacancy
Within a fiery match that's completely just lit up
I know I shouldn't do this but I just can't pee in a cup

[Build]
Really gotta raise my hand
Really gotta raise my hand
Really gotta raise my hand
Really gotta raise my hand

What's the matter?
What's the matter?
What's the matter?

[Chorus B]
I got a
TOILET ISSUE
TOILET ISSUE
TOILET ISSUE
TOILET ISSUE

I just really need to take a bathroom break
TOILET ISSUE
I just really need to take a bathroom break
TOILET ISSUE

[Bridge]
I know I gotta wash my hands
In the biggest match all across the land
Still there's claps of shame in the tie break game
But I can't explain
BUT YOU CAN'T STOP ME

[Guitar Solo]
I can't shake the feeling of emergency
I'm just really hoping for some vacancy
Within a fiery match that's completely just lit up
I know I shouldn't do this but I just can't pee in a cup

Really gotta raise my hand
Really gotta raise my hand
Really gotta raise my hand
Really gotta raise my hand

What's the matter?
What's the matter?
What's the matter?

[Finish]
I got a
TOILET ISSUE
TOILET ISSUE
TOILET ISSUE
TOILET ISSUE

I just really need to take a bathroom break
TOILET ISSUE
I just really need to take a bathroom break
TOILET ISSUE

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released February 1, 2020
music by WintermintP

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BenCT - lead guitar
Mitchy - drums

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Hiyomi - bass
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Cleo - lead guitar
Cosmo - lead guitar
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Thel - turntables
V - lead guitar ... more

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